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Fascinating excerpt on the recently departed Jerry Epstein


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Been reading the story of the escapedes of of this guy Jeffery Epstein published by vox.com and I'm flabbergasted what this guy got away with all these years. I'll paraphrase one part of it in satire because to literally explain it makes me hear voices and see things that are not there:

In 2007 the FBI prepared a 53 page indictment for Epstien which could have put him away for life. Prosecuting the case would be Alexander Acosta the US Attorney for Miami at the time.
One day Acosta and Epstein were using two adjoining stalls at the Federal Courthouse in Miami when Epstein reached over and grabbed Acosta testicals and whispered " Here's how it's gonna go". Squeezing harder he continued "life? Your mother will get life before I get life!!. What your going to do is give me max 13 years, I like that number, and not in some shithole prison either but that new wing of the county jail that overlooks the girls school across the street" he continues as Acosta in a deep sweat from fear and the fact he felt his prostate at the point of rupturing. Epstein continues " then we're gonna sign a non-prosecution agreement giving all my buddies in the deal with me immunity from prosecution whether their names be be Bump, Trump, Sclinton or Clintin. Finally we're going to keep this whole deal secret. Nobody, not Christ himself will know about it. Capice?"

I said I wrote it satirically because trying to wrap my head around it literally have me the shakes and ED for the first time in my life!
So go over to vox.com and check it out(I attest I have no financial stake in Vox.com.  I fact I'm so broke my wife is leaving me for an immigrant who polishes furniture).

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