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Cheating on me... something unexpected might occur. Like Joy.

Cheating on your spouse is a perilous thing to do. He might get mad, angry, pissed off, or as in my case, especially when when she stays out all night, pleasantly surprised how nice, peaceful and calm the night really is.Thanks babes.
Hey I just remembered. It's Saturday. You think you could be kind enough to give us another day and night of such bliss?.
Funny, I always thought I would go nuts not having you here. Guess ii was the ADHD where I get everything backwards. It's you BEING here that drives me nuts.
PS:
Thanks again for a break from your imbecility pulling for two in a row!!!
PSS:
Please shower before you come home and touch my kids. These immigrants sometimes carry weird shit on their bodies

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