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An Accidental Discharge. Laughably It Gets Worse





I'm hanging out at my Uncle Gino's house, doing nothing much just bullshitting. He tells me "I'm going to go put this away". It's a beautiful 45 caliber handgun. "OK" I say and sit back. About 10 second later a hear a loud "Boom" come from the bedroom. I jump up and hear my uncle say, in a low but hurried voice to my Aunt Barbara who's also in the bedroom ' blast the fucking television". She readily complies. Next moment, full blast I hear a woman, I could tell immediately it was coming from the television. "Lower that! Lower that! What the fuck is wrong with you?!" My aunt yelled back "you told me to turn it up full blast".
LOL. Apparently my uncle emptied the the gun of the clip. He would always empty the chamber and as an added precaution would point the gun into the mattress. Problem this time was he skipped step 2, emptying the chamber. That's  causing the discharge.
About 2 minutes later he comes out a little flustered. He told me about the discharge. I asked what it was that Aunt Barbara was watching when this happened. "I wasn't paying attention to what she was watching when I told her to blast the TV.  How the fuck did I know she was watching the shower scene from Psycho!?"

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